As much as Erik and I don't want to waste our time with the monotony known as American Idol...we've yet again been sucked in....How does this show not get old? Well, it does. But unfortunately as long as there are humans on this earth the show can go on. Fox is genius. They know that all they have to do is put up a sign that says "american idol auditions" and "they" will come. Princess Leia (sp?) imitators, cross dressers, Peter Pit-Sweat, and of course guys who say things like "heaven geev chance of talent free of charge" with tears coming down his face. Who wouldn't want to watch this expo of human diversity??? Genius. I mean, really. It's hilarious. We cringe, we close our eyes, we grab each others knees really hard like somehow that's going to help the contestant stop embarrassing them self, and in those rare occasions we even fast forward through the really awkward ones because we just can't take it. I love the movie "Waiting for Guffman" and I think there are many similarities between the characters in that movie and the contestants on American Idol.
In fact, I think Libby Mae Brown will probably show up on the audition trail at some point...and when Simon asks her what makes her unique she'll reply:
"I been workin' here at the D.Q. for about, um... eight months? Seven? I don't know, somethin' like that, it's fun. Just do the cones... make sundaes, make Blizzards, 'n... put stuff on 'em, 'n... see a lot of people come in, a lot of people come to the D.Q... burgers... ice cream... anything, you know? Cokes... just drive in and get a Coke, if you're thirsty."
then she'll sing a lovely rendition of "Teachers Pet" and end her beautiful song with an awkward attempt at the splits.
Genius.





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