Bedtime Conversation with Jack

Jerica/Erik: "Okay, Jack. Clean up your playroom it's nightnight time."
Jack: "nonononono"
Jerica/Erik: "Yes, it's time let's go read a story."
Jack: "Yock, momma, Yock" (yock=rock)
Jerica/Erik: "No but we'll sing you one song and then it's nightnight time"

(as soon as the song is over...)

Jack: "Wa Wa, Momma, Wa Wa" (wa wa=water)
Jerica/Erik: "You just drank your whole sippy cup full, Jack. Now it's nightnight time"
Jack: "Nooooooooooooo. Book Book Book"
Jerica/Erik: "We just read you two stories, Jack. Now it's nightnight time"

(then we proceed to pray with him as he fights us and we put him in his cage...I mean crib:)